Chapter 2: Volguus Zildrohar

Well, those damn kids have gone and done it now. Most of their little cult but two kids were devoured by Zuul and Vinz; two catalysts summoned by these poor little bastards that will bring forth one bigger problem...if it isn’t the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man again. Zuul being the “gatekeeper” and Vinz “the Keymaster” have already become “handsy” with each other and ushered in the one known as, Volguus Zildrohar A.K.A “Gozer” into this realm.

The remaining cult member still standing in the middle of this was the leader. He was instructed by Nyarlathotep to tell Gozer to take on the form of Ghroth. I had lost track of Nyar about 2 weeks before now and became distracted with participating in some Guilty-Gear tournaments in Japan. It was only until I returned back to my ship that I witnessed this ritual and hilarious massacre go down. Never seen so many fat kids stumbling over each other at once. There was this one skinny kid...but I didn’t see him get devoured…..huh. I’m going totally off the mark here. (That's right) So, Ghroth is here now and Nyar is not detectable anywhere on my ship's computers or by my own senses. you’d wonder where it went….

I caught up to that skinny kid. He managed to run away from that horridly hilarious debacle. I found him knocking vigorously at the door of some famous paranormal researchers in down-town New York, who have handled the worst spectral abominations ever seen by a….HUMAN. I remembered there being four of them..but now there are only two for some reason. I never found out where they went or what happened to them. Neither researchers would talk about it through this story.

The researchers were lethargic and bag eyed when they answered the door. The kid couldn’t conduct himself when addressing the dilemma and was too frantic to make his point that a foe the researchers have previously dealt with was back. When the kid could finally make that clear, the researchers scoffed and shrugged and slammed the door in the kids face. (I laughed so hard at that, he fell over and landed in bum shit lol). About 3 minutes later, I heard both those researchers yell “what!” at the top of their lungs. I guess they looked outside and saw the second moon with an eye minimizing in view very slowly as it left earth. They opened the front door and swung the kid inside who was still trying to clean himself up. The researchers questioned him about how this happened and the kid filled them in on the ritual. The researchers were infuriated with him and the tallest one almost swung at the kid before the kid belted from his lungs, “I was just trying to get laid sir!!”.

After some time passed and everyone had time to cool down; those researchers finally got a name of what Gozer was dictated to become. Apparently the leader's name dropped, “Nyarlathotep”, and that was enough to make Gozer go through with the instruction. That didn’t mean the leader wasn’t going to be mauled by the two catalysts for forwarding that instruction though lol. Usually the first question to come from Gozer was, “are you a god?”, and you’d have to not answer like an idiot. Obviously things were different this time. You just had to be an idiot to even get the first two guys.

So, Those researchers kicked that kid out to the curb and back into bum shit (LMAO). I had gotten their names through my computer database on earthlings and the remaining researchers were Egon and Ray. For the other two, the status is unknown which was weird. From what I could dig up on these two guys in news articles; they have been advancing on the discovery of interdimensional travel and have been working with some secret government physicists in Osaka,Japan. They were close to figuring that whole thing out; last time they were at that underground military base in Japan where the research and development facility was.

Both researchers spent the following 3 weeks looking into the occult, archaeological logs, ancient history, and even H.P Lovecraft’s books and were baffled that his texts turned out to be more than just a worthy grimoire. More so surprised that those beings listed in his books are existing. By the time they had unveiled who the creator of “All” was and who Ghroth is…..they got a chill up their spine that made them whiter than anything they ever captured, but that would all be over speculation right now. They didn’t have the instruments to get a location on Ghroth currently and needed to find that out with utmost haste. The American military had them blacked out from accessing any satellite feeds since these researchers have been working alongside allies who wouldn’t disclose any progress with their project and discoveries to the american government. So who are they gonna call?....(ha….I really hope this album was worth your money...)